DARK COMMANDMENTS

[Satan]

DARK COMMANDMENTS



The following rules can be summed up as "manners and common sense". Relax, if you act affably on this forum, you shall likely never be worried by these regulations.






1) Threads

Article 1.1
You shall create your threads in the appropriate forum sections. You shall take care to give the content an related title.
You shall not post new threads when an existing one could do the trick: multiples threads with the same goal will be cut up and gruesomely merged, before being left to live a sutured, painful half-life.




2) Public posts


Article 2.1
You shall not post public messages containing racist, xenophobic, homophobic, pedophilic, zoophilic, necrophilic, pornographic, scatologic words, expressing hatred, inciting to hatred or to suicide, or discrediting individuals or a group of individuals.
Offenders will be thrown in the lake of fire.

Article 2.2
You shall not reveal the identity, or part of the identity, of a forum member.
Only a member has the right and possibility to post personal informations about themselves.
Offenders will be thrown in the lake of boiling water.

Article 2.3
It is hereby forbidden to insert quotes, pics or other external content without indicating the source. You shall respect national and international intellectual property laws.
Offenders will be thrown in the lake of poison.

Article 2.4
You shall not hijack a thread from its original destination. This action, especially when deliberate, is called Trolling.
The Demons Lords are invested with the power and ability to act by themselves in such a situation: they can divide, transfer or clean up a thread.
Offenders will be thrown in the lake of acid.

Article 2.5
It is ill-advised to publicly question the will and ways of your Demon Lords. Questions, suggestions, complaints and testimonies shall be sent directly by Private Message to these superior entities.
Offenders will be thrown in the lake of melting gold.




3) Private messages


Article 3.1
Each utilisation of private message boxes shall respect article 2.1: to not be hateful, pornographic, etc. If you receive hostile private messages, you shall preserve them in order for your Demon Lords to check the offense.
Offenders will be thrown in the ants pit.

Article 3.2
Each utilisation of private message boxes shall respect article 2.2.: to respect the right to remain anonymous. If you receive “spoilers” in your private messages, you shall preserve them in order for your Demon Lords to check the offense.
Offenders will be throw in the crocodile pit.

Article 3.3
Private messages shall not be used for advertising or mass mailing.
Offenders will be thrown in the bureaucrat pit.




4) Various content.


Article 4.1
Links, musics, pictures, various facets of the profile (avatar, signature, etc) are submitted to articles 2.1, 2.2, 2.3 and 2.5.
Offenders will be tied up, forced to listen to some Justin Bieber, and pictures of their screaming profile will be sent to their family.

Article 4.2
To give to the Demon Lords fake information about other users’ offenses is seen as an offense.
Offenders will be sent to the special "KGB" team to be interrogated in the most friendly manner.

Article 4.3
Thank you for coming!